I take more pride in my Hogwarts house than any school I’ve ever attended despite the fact that:

-I never went to Hogwarts
-Hogwarts is fictional
-Even if Hogwarts WAS real I’m American and would have gone to the Salem Institute probably
-I also would have theoretically graduated more than five years ago
-The house I really identify with is one of those bullshit slash hybrid houses that isn’t even real (SLYTHERCLAW YO)
-The house I publicly identify with isn’t even a major one in the books (RAVENCLAW ALL DA WAY)

-GO SLYTHERCLAW! HISSCAW MOTHERFUCKERRRRRR!