i promised marcelle i’d make a robin thing in like december and I FINALLY DID
THIS. IS. IMPORTANT.
“I’m human remember? We drive SUV’s, and we dump raw sewage into pretty lakes, and we will burn this planet to the ground if it means just one more cheeseburger.”
I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!
We can always use more bunnies, I think.
THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! NOOOOO I WANT ONE
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS I DEMAND TO SPEACK TO OBAMA AT ONCE
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
step one: play with blow dryer
Step 2: put that shit up
Step 3: call over your mother because you do not know how the fuck to do hair
step 4: deal with pain
and 4 hours later you have fabo hair and you have the right to flip every thing off
WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!
I’m so happy. Everybody text me all the time please.